PART I.: GALLACHER AND I AS HAMPER BOYS.

PART II.: EARLY TROUBLES AS A PROFESSIONAL — WHY I WOULD NOT CHANGE MY STYLE — THE £50,000 TRANSFER DEAL.

PART III.: THAT ORDERED OFF FEELING — WRONG MAN SENT TO THE DRESSING-ROOM — SHOOTING PRACTICE — ATTEMPT TO PLAY TRUANT — TURNING POINT IN MY CAREER — WHEN I WAS A REGULAR GOAL-GETTER.

PART IV.: SHIPWRECKED OFF "CANNIBAL ISLAND.": AMAZING ADVENTURES IN THE CANARIES — FOOTBALL TEAM TO THE RESCUE — SPANISH CONFETTI.

PART V.: MY BAPTISM IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL: HOW I BECAME A PRESTON PLAYER — STARTLING TRUTHS FOR HIGHBURY FANS — MIDDLESBROUGH MEMORIES — A TRIBUTE TO WALES.

PART VI.: AMAZING SEQUEL TO MY FIRST F.A. CUP-TIE: MY PLUS FOURS, SPATS AND BOWLER HAT — PRESTON'S SEVENTEEN SCOTS — CLUB BEFORE COUNTRY — SCOTLAND'S MIDGET FORWARD LINE — UNSETTLED BY RUMOUR-MONGERS